Mini-Lou Reads: Craigslist
Craigslist is a scary place. Its full of people selling things and themselves. But mostly it seems like its a place for creepy people to hook up. I saw this posting on a thread and had to read it for...
View ArticleLou Reads: E/N Forums with Remix
Howdy! How’ve you been? Me? Oh, I can’t complain I reckon. Since we last spoke I’ve been recording some quick one-off recordings from the Something Awful forums for a thread I was participating. We...
View ArticleLou Reads about Amusement Park Revulsion
Hey, you probably like to go to Six Flags now and then. Who doesn’t? Well no matter how hard you try to enjoy yourself at one of those places the fact of the matter is that you’re going to run into a...
View ArticleLou Reads: The Bug Chaser Forums
Happy Independence Day, America! Try not to blow off your fingers! Surely as a netizen of the cyberness you’ve come across the term “Poz My Neg Ass.” What do you mean you haven’t? Oh, I forget. You...
View ArticleLou Reads: The Best of Craigslist Top 100
When I think of the wonders of craigslist I usually think of this type of encounter: Hey, you know how we agreed on that price I was going to pay for you guitar amp? Well, I’m kind of a little short....
View ArticleLou Reads: Stormfront.org (Racism but boring)
Come on. You can’t deny getting a thrill when you thrust that fist into the air and give a throaty yell in the name of all that is good and white and Hitler-y. Yes, thats right. Give into the power of...
View ArticleLou Reads: Lucky Mojo Forums – Hoodoo Voodoo and a Hocus Pocus!
Hello! Oh my, well it has been some time since we sat together, you and I. Yes. Now, lets see. Where were we? Oh yes, I remember now. I was reading the internet to you. Yes, yes. It’s all coming back....
View ArticleLou Reads: Zoo Tube 365 forum. Yup, More Bestiality… YUCK!
You know, having the number one rated reading disgusting things from the internet for you podcast I get a lot of good suggestions for things to read for you. Well, let me correct that. I get a lot of...
View ArticleLou Reads: The Real Rap Talk Forum
Aw Naw! Hellz nah, ya’ll gone up and done it! Ya’ll gone up and done it! Can I get a what what?! Just throw ya hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t care! And if you love to listen to...
View ArticleLou Reads: The Happy Bachelor Forum. A Place for Women Haters.
Hear ye, Hear ye! The Loyal Order of the He-Man Woman-Haters club is officially coming to order. Is there any new business with the LOHMWHC? Ah, yes. There is the matter of deciding where we should all...
View ArticleLou Reads: My Tiny Dick forum of horrors!!!!
LOL You Got a Babby Weiner As we learned from the podcast I did for the Large Penis Support Group I am well endowed. I have always heard of there being a race of men who have extremely tiny penii but...
View ArticleLou Reads: Excerpts from the Our GOP forums
Oh my gorb! Obamer is going to do something crazy to the werld! His supreme court nomination wants to perform abortions in your living room with a bald eagle beak! Obama wants to change the nation...
View ArticleLou Reads: Puking and Burning and Dumbness
Oh man there is nothing more disgusting than a fat bitch. Am I right? I mean seriously guys, you’re with me on this one, right? I can’t stand these “regular” chicks saying how fat they are. Shut the...
View ArticleLou Reads about Vampire Awakenings from Sanguinarius
Pity the poor misunderstood vampire! How they must suffer the slings and arrows of the normal world… Okay, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I think people who think they are vampires are retarded. I...
View ArticleLou Reads: Tales of Being Bullied from Ebaum Nation Forums
This is the mating call of the Bully. What are you looking at? Yeah, I’m talking you. You reading this. I said “What the fuck are you listening to??” Oh, wait… the first time I said looking at… Sorry…...
View ArticleLou Reads about Past Lives and Reincarnation!
What can I say about people who believe in past lives and reincarnation that they can’t say themselves? None of it makes any sense! Whether its a story about that one time they were alive a long time...
View ArticleLou Reads: All About Marrying the Russian Girl of Your (Bad) Dreams
A wise man once said, “To make a family in America you marry a woman. In Russia, WOMAN MARRIES YOU!” Thank you for bring me your country. Now, how you say, I marry good Russian boy. Man, its times like...
View ArticleLou Reads: The Magic Cafe Forums! Magical Topics for Wielders of Evil Forces
I’m sure there is one thing we can all agree on and that is that “Magic” is an evil and deceptive art sent by the devil to convince us that coins were up our noses or that there is an super long stream...
View ArticleLou Reads Anonymous Confessions from GroupHug.us
Hey, have I ever told you this horrible secret that I have? No? Oh right, that’s because it’s a terrible horrible secret that I can never share with anyone I know! Or at least thats what I thought...
View ArticleLou Reads tales of Bad Roommates
Look, I’ve had it with you. You are a terrible person to live with! You’re a slob! You stink! You won’t let my friends have sex in your room when you’re out of town! Really, you are the worst person...
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