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Lou Reads: Tales of Being Bullied from Ebaum Nation Forums
This is the mating call of the Bully. What are you looking at? Yeah, I’m talking you. You reading this. I said “What the fuck are you listening to??” Oh, wait… the first time I said looking at… Sorry…...
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Lou Reads about Past Lives and Reincarnation!
What can I say about people who believe in past lives and reincarnation that they can’t say themselves? None of it makes any sense! Whether its a story about that one time they were alive a long time...
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Lou Reads: All About Marrying the Russian Girl of Your (Bad) Dreams
A wise man once said, “To make a family in America you marry a woman. In Russia, WOMAN MARRIES YOU!” Thank you for bring me your country. Now, how you say, I marry good Russian boy. Man, its times like...
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Lou Reads: The Magic Cafe Forums! Magical Topics for Wielders of Evil Forces
I’m sure there is one thing we can all agree on and that is that “Magic” is an evil and deceptive art sent by the devil to convince us that coins were up our noses or that there is an super long stream...
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Lou Reads Anonymous Confessions from GroupHug.us
Hey, have I ever told you this horrible secret that I have? No? Oh right, that’s because it’s a terrible horrible secret that I can never share with anyone I know! Or at least thats what I thought...
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Lou Reads tales of Bad Roommates
Look, I’ve had it with you. You are a terrible person to live with! You’re a slob! You stink! You won’t let my friends have sex in your room when you’re out of town! Really, you are the worst person...
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Lou Reads about Sucky Customers and the Sucks who Serve them at...
You know… I once thought that everyone who has a job loves the job and is grateful for the customers who come in and make that job possible. Oh, what a dreamer I was. Full of grand ideas about how the...
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Lou Reads: What the hell is this shit? Tales of Terrible Xmas Gifts!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Go ahead! Open your present! I thought long and hard about what to get you and I really think it shows… Go ahead… This is what all 22 year olds want this year! We’ve all been there!...
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Lou Reads: Shoe Sessions Forum. A Place to Cum in Shoes! NSFW
Wait till you see your Golden Air Jordans! So… first of all… welcome to a new year! Thats right, it’s 2011 and I’m starting this year off with a bang! Wait… do you hear that? What’s that sound? If you...
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Lou Reads: Craziness from the 11:11 Angels Forums
This episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! deals specifically with people who believe that angels, celestial teachers and other things are trying to contact us through our digital clocks. That’s...
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Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive
Hi boys and girls! If you’re like me, you hate your balls, or your cock, or both your cock and balls. Right? So what are we going to do about that? Well if you’re like the people on this forum you...
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Lou Reads from TheHoodUp.com, a Place for Gangsters to Trade Tales and Recipes
Whattup Cuzzin? You heard about the forum where people in gangs can get together to shoot the shit about gang related topics? Oh, you ain’t? It’s called The Hood Up and its a place where you can kick...
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Lou Reads from the forums of CumOnFood.net
Welcome! Welcome to the forum that made me feel like puking every step of the way. That’s right! You heard it here first! As you’ll soon hear I thought I might have met my match here in the bowels of...
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Lou Reads: Tales of Being Creepy from Ask Reddit
You asked for it and now you got it. I have finally ventured into the wilds of Reddit to search out something good to read! Thanks to the many suggestions of you loyal listeners I was able to bypass...
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Lou Reads Tales of Best and Worst Break-Ups
Everyone gets dumped. If you haven’t been dumped its either because you’re some kind of insecure jerk who always dumps people before they dump you or you’re some kind of unwanted gross person who no...
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Lou Reads Penis Enlargement Advice from PEGym
Look, I know this is a touchy subject… but have you checked your penis lately? Yes, I’m talking about measuring it and comparing it to other dudes. It’s looking pretty pathetic… I mean who couldn’t use...
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Lou Reads Service Industry Complaints from IGOTSTIFFED.COM
Waiting tables… sucks. I’ve never done it but I have friends and loved ones who have made the food industry their careers. I’m sure if you’ve worked in a restaurant you’ll relate to these true...
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Lou Reads about The Sucky World of Vampires
Are you feeling drained? It might be because someone nearby is not what they seem… YOU MAY BE UNDER ENERGY DRAIN ATTACK RIGHT NOW! No, its not just you didn’t get enough sleep or you’re bored. Its you,...
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Lou Reads tales of the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done from Bluelight.ru
Howdy folks. I meant to come to Bluelight.ru to read trip reports but I got distracted by this gem of a confessional thread entitled The Worst Thing You Have Ever Done. I was so taken with its stories...
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Lou Reads Movie Reviews of His Local United Artists Movie Theater
Have we no decency? OMG! Then what happened? Oh, yeah, I’m totes at the movie but its hella lame, Ya’ll. I don’t know… Shindler something. No, not at my local movie theater, anyway. I go to this big...
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Lou Reads Arguments Against Bestiality & Why They Fail
Ok, this dog may be too young to consent… Look, I know this topic is probably going to split my listenership into two groups. Those who love animals and those who love animals for their hot wet love...
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Lou Reads episode 98! Emetophiles talk about Hot Puke.
Well, if Hurricane Sandy did one good thing over these last couple of days its that it gave me time to edit this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! A silver lining to the whipping winds and...
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Lou Reads Extrasode from the Cum on Food Forums
The year is almost over! Believe me, I cannot wait to put 2012 behind me. Sadly thats how I felt about 2011, too. I’ll be recording something tonight but before that happens I just wanted to drop off...
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Lou Reads from the Forums of Survivalist Boards – MY GUNS! MY RIGHTS! OY VEY!
Look, we can’t talk here. Obviously, things have been set in motion. The recent events, Sandy Hook, Bengazi, Time Warner Triple-Play, Twinkies, the Super Bowl halftime show and others too obvious to...
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Lou Reads from the Forums of DarkFetish.Net – Home of the Cannibal Cop and...
I have to admit, I was getting ready to record something different this week. I was pretty content with my subject. Then something happened. I read a story about the police officer they were calling...
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Lou Reads from the Forums at FantasyFeeder.com
Thats right, its time to loosen your belt, unbutton your pants and cram just a little more podcast into your fat earholes! Come on, you can do it. Just have someone rub your ears while you’re listening...
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Lou Reads from the Forums of Dick Flash
Hey, you! Check this out! Nope. Lower… lower… yup! Thats my self-esteem! Oh you thought I was trying to show you my dick? Well, since its out you might as well look at it, too. Feel free to not be...
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Lou Reads True Stories from Hotel Workers from AskReddit
Happy Birthday, America! How are you planning to celebrate? I was hoping you’d say,”Well Lou, I plan to celebrate by listening to a new podcast!” Well, you’re in luck! The latest episode of Lou Reads...
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Lou Reads from The NiceGuy (Men Going Their Own Way) Forums
This week I’m reading from the forums of The-Niceguy.com. If you really don’t like American women then you are going to enjoy this episode. If you ARE an American woman then… why are so terrible? Ask...
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Lou Reads about The Demons that Cause Wet Dreams.
I have no words for how silly this episode is. Look, if you think that your nocturnal emissions, wet dreams, night-spooges, etc… are caused by filthy spirits touching your boy/girl parts, then you...
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Lou Reads ep115: True Stories of Emergency Medical Service Workers
Hey, next time your pondering taking that razor blade swallowing bet your friends dared you to do, or you’re about to impale yourself with a giant dildo while on your Lil’ Rascal Scooter, take a moment...
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Lou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit
Hey, 2013 is over! The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree....
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Lou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com
Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing...
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Lou Reads – Anonymous Confessions from 2005
Jeez, kid. Thats all you did? Spice up your life a little! Oh, wait… yeah, that’s fucked up. This episode is drawn straight from the Comedy Goldmine threads from the Something Awful archives. It...
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Lou Reads Revisits the Poz Experience at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone
This guy is probably in the Breeding Zone Hall of Fame. Way to go, dude. This podcast is going to make you laugh and probably make you a little uncomfortable. Or it might just make you feel sad. It’s...
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Lou Reads from the Discussions at Virgin-Forums
Any takers? Ah, the shame of being a virgin. That awful secret that you haven’t gotten some dummy to let you put your penis in them or given up the nappy dug-out to some chump on a camping trip. What a...
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Lou Reads ep126 – Squat the Planet: Advice for the Homeless by the Homeless
Hey man, can you spare any change? Spare anything? Even a smile helps. Also a lot of drugs to help me forget I beg for a living and sleep on the streets would help more than a smile. I’m just being...
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Lou Reads from the pages of My Little Waifu
How do you cope with your day to day struggles? Do you call your mom to vent or maybe see a psychiatrist? Or do instead slowly become convinced you are having a relationship with a fictional character?...
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Lou Reads ep130 – Vore Discussions from Eka’s Portal
So you have this craving. I know you think it was to get a new episode of this podcast. But what if it was the craving to get suddenly eaten by a tiger’s dick? Or maybe to get swallowed live and live...
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Lou Reads ep 132 Wet Set – A Panty Peeing & Pooping Paradise
Hey there, are you interested in peeing in your pants or bed? No? Okay then. How about pooping? Could I talk you into maybe pooping in your pants or diaper. No? How about just wearing the diaper and...
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Lou Reads ep134 – All About Human Puppy Play
Here, boy! Here, boy! That’s a good human doggy. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy! Now, feel free to lick my boot. I have nothing to say about this photo. It speaks for itself. If you found yourself...
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Lou Reads from the forums of The Burp Fetish Forums
Hey there, are you ready for a fun podcast? You are? Me, too! Okay, lets get started. Wait, before I begin let me take a second to gulp down some air. Why? Oh, because I want to make a series of burps...
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Lou Reads ep138 – Prostitute Reviews & More from the forum at UK Punting
Hey, do you know a good place to go and talk about prostitutes? Well I do. Especially if you want to talk about prostitutes in and around England. What is this wondrous place you ask? Well it’s the...
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Lou Reads ep145: Confessions from the Pages of Naughtypost.com
Hey, I know this is weird, but I have a confession to make. Sometimes I go on the internet and write anonymous confessions about super mundane things I do in my life that no one cares about. Like, how...
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Lou Reads from the forum at ManWhore.org (episode 146)
Hey guys, so I was at the club last night and there was this A.D.D Girl there who I was pretty sure was DTF. So I initiated EC and eventually got #close. I’m feeling pretty good about the possibility...
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Lou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com
Look, we’re all a little racist, right? We all dabble in little stereotypes we think are based in reality. You know, like all Puerto Ricans are carrying at least 2 knives at all times or black people...
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Lou Reads Episode 152 – Alien Abduction Forums
I remember when I was a growing up as a kid there were two distinct periods when alien encounters & alien abduction were all the rage. There were shows in the 70’s like “Project Blue Book” and the...
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Lou Reads ep157 Canadian Escort Reviews
Prostitutes, who doesn’t love them? I mean, who doesn’t love them as long as they give a full & real Girlfriend Experience and don’t try to rip me off and look at me while we’re fucking! How am I...
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Lou Reads ep158 Conspiracy Madness from the Let’s Roll Forums
This podcast is an obvious tool of the MSM (mainstream media) to help perpetrate a fraud on the people of the Earth. I mean, you can hear that the “human” who is reading these posts is clearly either...
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Lou Reads Ep159 – The Sissy Babies of Sissy Kiss
Hewoe. I’m a witty, bitty baby. Won’t you put a bwutt pwug in my bum bum? Fank-oo berry much. Me wuv oo… Hey Dad, where are the keys to the… Oh… I see you’re busy… I’ll.. uhh. ask mom… Hey Mom, Dad is...
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