Lou Reads from the Forums of Dick Flash
Hey, you! Check this out! Nope. Lower… lower… yup! Thats my self-esteem! Oh you thought I was trying to show you my dick? Well, since its out you might as well look at it, too. Feel free to not be...
View ArticleLou Reads True Stories from Hotel Workers from AskReddit
Happy Birthday, America! How are you planning to celebrate? I was hoping you’d say,”Well Lou, I plan to celebrate by listening to a new podcast!” Well, you’re in luck! The latest episode of Lou Reads...
View ArticleLou Reads from The NiceGuy (Men Going Their Own Way) Forums
This week I’m reading from the forums of The-Niceguy.com. If you really don’t like American women then you are going to enjoy this episode. If you ARE an American woman then… why are so terrible? Ask...
View ArticleLou Reads about The Demons that Cause Wet Dreams.
I have no words for how silly this episode is. Look, if you think that your nocturnal emissions, wet dreams, night-spooges, etc… are caused by filthy spirits touching your boy/girl parts, then you...
View ArticleLou Reads ep115: True Stories of Emergency Medical Service Workers
Hey, next time your pondering taking that razor blade swallowing bet your friends dared you to do, or you’re about to impale yourself with a giant dildo while on your Lil’ Rascal Scooter, take a moment...
View ArticleLou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit
Hey, 2013 is over! The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree....
View ArticleLou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com
Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing...
View ArticleLou Reads – Anonymous Confessions from 2005
Jeez, kid. Thats all you did? Spice up your life a little! Oh, wait… yeah, that’s fucked up. This episode is drawn straight from the Comedy Goldmine threads from the Something Awful archives. It...
View ArticleLou Reads Revisits the Poz Experience at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone
This guy is probably in the Breeding Zone Hall of Fame. Way to go, dude. This podcast is going to make you laugh and probably make you a little uncomfortable. Or it might just make you feel sad. It’s...
View ArticleLou Reads from the Discussions at Virgin-Forums
Any takers? Ah, the shame of being a virgin. That awful secret that you haven’t gotten some dummy to let you put your penis in them or given up the nappy dug-out to some chump on a camping trip. What a...
View ArticleLou Reads ep126 – Squat the Planet: Advice for the Homeless by the Homeless
Hey man, can you spare any change? Spare anything? Even a smile helps. Also a lot of drugs to help me forget I beg for a living and sleep on the streets would help more than a smile. I’m just being...
View ArticleLou Reads from the pages of My Little Waifu
How do you cope with your day to day struggles? Do you call your mom to vent or maybe see a psychiatrist? Or do instead slowly become convinced you are having a relationship with a fictional character?...
View ArticleLou Reads ep130 – Vore Discussions from Eka’s Portal
So you have this craving. I know you think it was to get a new episode of this podcast. But what if it was the craving to get suddenly eaten by a tiger’s dick? Or maybe to get swallowed live and live...
View ArticleLou Reads ep 132 Wet Set – A Panty Peeing & Pooping Paradise
Hey there, are you interested in peeing in your pants or bed? No? Okay then. How about pooping? Could I talk you into maybe pooping in your pants or diaper. No? How about just wearing the diaper and...
View ArticleLou Reads ep134 – All About Human Puppy Play
Here, boy! Here, boy! That’s a good human doggy. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy! Now, feel free to lick my boot. I have nothing to say about this photo. It speaks for itself. If you found yourself...
View ArticleLou Reads from the forums of The Burp Fetish Forums
Hey there, are you ready for a fun podcast? You are? Me, too! Okay, lets get started. Wait, before I begin let me take a second to gulp down some air. Why? Oh, because I want to make a series of burps...
View ArticleLou Reads ep138 – Prostitute Reviews & More from the forum at UK Punting
Hey, do you know a good place to go and talk about prostitutes? Well I do. Especially if you want to talk about prostitutes in and around England. What is this wondrous place you ask? Well it’s the...
View ArticleLou Reads ep145: Confessions from the Pages of Naughtypost.com
Hey, I know this is weird, but I have a confession to make. Sometimes I go on the internet and write anonymous confessions about super mundane things I do in my life that no one cares about. Like, how...
View ArticleLou Reads from the forum at ManWhore.org (episode 146)
Hey guys, so I was at the club last night and there was this A.D.D Girl there who I was pretty sure was DTF. So I initiated EC and eventually got #close. I’m feeling pretty good about the possibility...
View ArticleLou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com
Look, we’re all a little racist, right? We all dabble in little stereotypes we think are based in reality. You know, like all Puerto Ricans are carrying at least 2 knives at all times or black people...
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